The Nameless: What if you had the power to change one terrible event...remove it forever as if it had never happened? What if that event didn't want to be forgotten?

Curse of the Black Swan:When the past walked back into Nathaniel's life, he knew it couldn’t have been good. Her name was Jane and he was in a whole lot of trouble.

Maw of the Defiler:What if you discovered you were unknowingly a weapon built by the Ancient Enemy for one purpose -- ­ the complete destruction of humankind?

Nuked the Fridge

You know how you sometimes leave those movies and it takes you a few days just to appreciate how good it was? Sometimes you're left sitting in your seat, blinking at the rolling credits, saying aloud 'WTF did I just watch'? Some movies that come to mind are Fargo (I literally stared at the screen until all the credits were over, then turned off the TV and stared at the blank screen), American Beauty, Dead Man Walking, the English Patient.
7/3/2008   More...

It used to be exciting

I like to orgasm. It's a good way to pass the time. Hey, I'm about to have an orgasm! Nope, false alarm. No, seriously, I'm really close! No, the bathroom door has been flung open and someone appropriately embarrassing is standing there. Damn, no orgasm. So close.
7/1/2008   More...

I'm Going to Hell

For the e-test from my brand new old 1997 Malibu, I filled it with Ethanol to ensure I passed the e-test. Do I feel guilty? Not at all. Ethanol is the same price as regular, and can be bought down at Hammond Fuels on Hamilton street. The guy told me it was a zero emissions fuel, better mpg, and kept the engine clean. Wow, a miracle fuel!
7/1/2008   More...

Movie Review: Wall-E

This summer season has, for the most part, been terrible. Indiana Jones and the Last Gasp of the Baby Boomers. Narnia and the Prince of something-or-other. The Incredible Bore. Iron Man was the exception. And the Dark Knight looks pretty damned amazing. But I think the movie of the summer (and perhaps the year) will be a Pixar movie. Wall-E.
6/30/2008   More...

Kick your ass in 20 minutes

Yes, I'm trying to get in shape....much like others out there (how are the legs today Brian?). But there's always that stupid time thing...and then sometimes not wanting to go to the gym. A couple of months ago, I went to see a personal trainer about whipping my ass into shape. Now this guy LOVES to work out, so he's not quite human.
6/18/2008   More...

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