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Fish Oil…that’s your first post in a month?

November 12th, 2008

Yes, my first post is about fish oil. I’ve been reading a lot about nutrition lately (yawn, eyes getting sleepy…) but I won’t bore you with that. But one of the things that amazes me is fish oil. Yes, little capsules that contain…well, oil from fishes (not cod liver oil, that’s not the same). If this were a DRUG, there would be around the clock ads by the pharma companies. As it is…it’s a natural product without a big company behind it.

What’s in fish oil? Omega 3s. Fat. The same thing that you’d get from Salmon and other cold water fish. Not only does it help you lose weight and gain muscle (simply by ingesting these) but here are 7 other benefits (stolen from various websites…all with research backing up the claim)

1. Less Pain and Inflammation. Omega 3 fatty acids, particularly EPA, have a very positive effect on your inflammatory response. Through several mechanisms, they regulate your body’s inflammation cycle, which prevents and relieves painful conditions like arthritis, prostatitis, cystitis and anything else ending in “itis.”

2. Cardiovascular Health. Omega 3 fatty acids have also been proven to work wonders for your heart and the miles and miles of arteries and veins that make up your cardiovascular system. They help to lower cholesterol, tryglicerides, LDLs and blood pressure, while at the same time increasing good HDL cholesterol. This adds years to your life expectancy.

3. Protection from Stroke and Heart Attack. When plaque builds up on arterial walls and then breaks loose, it causes what’s known as a thrombosis, which is a fancy way of saying clot. If a clot gets stuck in the brain, it causes a stroke and when it plugs an artery, it causes a heart attack. Research shows omega 3 fatty acids break up clots before they can cause any damage.

4. Better Brain Function and Higher Intelligence. Pregnant and nursing mothers can have a great impact on the intelligence and happiness of their babies by supplementing with fish oil. For adults, omega 3 improves memory, recall, reasoning and focus. You’ll swear you’re getting younger and smarter.

5. Less Depression and Psychosis. Making you smarter is not all omega 3 does for your brain. Psychiatry department researchers at the University of Sheffield, along with many other research studies, found that omega 3 fish oil supplements “alleviate” the symptoms of depression, bipolar and psychosis (Journal of Affective Disorder Vol. 48(2-3);149-55).

6. Lower Incidence of Childhood Disorders. Just to show how fish oil fatty acids leave nobody out, studies show that children (and adults) with ADD and ADHD experience a greatly improved quality of life. And those with dyslexia, dyspraxia and compulsive disorders have gotten a new lease on life thanks to omega 3 oils.

7. Reduction of Breast, Colon and Prostate Cancer. And finally, omega 3 fish oil has been shown to help prevent three of the most common forms of cancer – breast, colon and prostate. Science tells us that omega 3s accomplish this in three ways. They stop the alteration from a normal healthy cell to a cancerous mass, inhibiting unwanted cellular growth and causing apoptosis, or cellular death, of cancer cells.

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Seriously, Mom, it was for my health

August 11th, 2008

Looks like my prostate is nice and healthy:

Australian researchers have reported that frequent masturbation may lower a man’s risk of developing prostate cancer. A survey of men found the more frequently a man masturbates between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to get prostate cancer. In fact, those who masturbated more than five times a week were one-third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

So according to this formula (carry the one, add five, divide by two)…I’m about two-thirds less likely to develop prostate cancer (and that was just while writing this post).

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Kick your ass in 20 minutes

June 18th, 2008

Yes, I’m trying to get in shape….much like others out there (how are the legs today Brian?). But there’s always that stupid time thing…and then sometimes not wanting to go to the gym. A couple of months ago, I went to see a personal trainer about whipping my ass into shape. Now this guy LOVES to work out, so he’s not quite human.

Anyway, I told him the situation: look, I hate working out, I only have 4 hours to commit weekly, plus daily biking to work…so make me look like Brad Pitt — in a week.

He failed.

But he did come up with something for me, tailoring my plan around my time limits, and the fact that I wouldn’t always be able to make it to the gym (you know, because I might be ).

So he developed Metabolic Workouts. Or Kick-Your-Ass in 20 minute workouts. Though unlike a pubescent boy’s favourite morning TV-show n the 1980s – 20-minute workout – there are no gyrating women (well, unless you’re a woman, then it wouldn’t be nearly as exciting anyways).

Body weight Circuit – Plan A
10 Body Weight Squats
10 Pushups
10 Jumping Jacks
3 Chin Ups
work up to 10 rounds

Body weight Circuit – Plan B
25 Dumbell Clean and Press (lift light weight from ground to above head)
25 Box Jumps (jump onto a box, and down)
10 Reverse Pushups
15/leg Lunges
15 Push Ups
10 Squat Thrusters (medicine ball optional)
Do three circuits with 90 seconds rest between each

Body weight Circuit – Plan C
do each for 90 seconds, with each pairing getting a 90 second rest
Dumb bell Dead lift (25% of 1 Rep Max weight)
Pushups
Rest
Body Weight Squats
Lat Pull down or other rowing
Rest — repeat 3 times

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The Nazi stole 2 Inches!

May 16th, 2008

For some idiotic reason, I joined the Nazi party. Here in London, they keep trying to tell me that it’s actually called ‘personal training’ (I say it’s all semantics) – and I pay for someone to abuse, ridicule, and taunt me.

However, today, I got to measure myself to record my progress (because you’re only allowed to measure yourself there…to make it official…) and I’ve lost two inches off my waistline and an inch off my thighs.

I’ve increased my strength 25% across many of the bench-marks (push-ups, squats, bench) and today…

I did my first true chin-up in 15 years.

Yay me (okay, that sounded gay…how about a manly ‘thumbs up’?)

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